You Can't Touch This! 1

Hey, it's a drawing of Quinn! From "Daria"! I think I drew her a few times...

Anyway, I was talking to a friend the other day about her and the show, and the thing is, she did this sort of thing all the time on the show: she'd show herself off, but never put out, unlike possibly Sandi. Basically, she was a cocktease to whoever she dated. I mean, there was talk of her becoming a stripper later in life, among other things.

Whenever I would draw her in the ways I would draw her, I basically took this thing that she did all the time, and overexaggerated it for my own ends. Not many approved of it, but that's how she was. Besides, whoever got to touch her (and do more than that) would be one very lucky, very happy boy... but I bet even then she'd deny him.

So... yeah. She'll go out on a date with you boys, but let's face it... You Can't Touch This!!!

And besides, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a little Alternative Character Interpretation, now is there?

There will be more of these. Besides, Quinn found a way to raise these poor boys' hopes up: Pinup Posters!

As for the drawing, what's there is there, and what's ain't is ain't. Practice practice practice.

Quinn from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Tiffany Blum-Deckler, Sexy Bo Peep

It looks like Tiffany's a bit late for Halloween. She was too busy being really high being too dumb to live just being... Tiffany.

She did, however make up for it with a sexy costume, based on this alter-ego of her. (Kinda makes you wonder if that whole act of hers was just a put-on...)

The other two Fashion Club members that aren't Stacy are being a bit... chatty about it.

Tiffany and the other two FC members from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Stacy Rowe, Wicked Witch

This took about 45 minutes to do, plus 15 minutes cleaning it up in Photoshop... no, wait... Adobe(R) Photoshop[tm]. (The Photoshop people are just anal about that.)

Anyway, this is Stacy Rowe, one of the members of the Fashion Club, and a fan favorite. Her costume this year is that of a sexy, wicked witch. Ironic? YOU BET!

The other two FC members that aren't Tiffany are doing a bit of gum-beating about it.

Fashion Club (minus Tiffany) from Daria (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Never Lose To Sandi...

What Quinn and Sandi bet on, and most importantly, how Sandi got such a machine, shall remain a mystery. Also, I--- OMG QUINN PORN

Quinn from "Daria" © MTV
Drawing © J. Ayers

Red Dress To Impress

QUINN: Look at me in this short red dress. Don't I look CUTE?
SANDI: Lemme guess... you're stalker--- I mean, artist that draws you--- means to beat off---- um, I mean, plans to draw you in other ways as well.
QUINN: You're jealous, Sandi. You start covering up your little statements whenever you get jealous.
SANDI: If I wanted someone to do THAT for me, I would do it MYSELF, not have someone... creep stalk me and break into my house and sift through my numerous unmentionables.
QUINN: Oh, Sandi... we weren't talking about that.
SANDI: It'll turn into that soon enough. If I were you I'd sleep with a knife.
(pause)
QUINN: So, anyway, to THOSE that like me, this is me in a red dress. The guy that drew it said something about anatomy and posing and all that junk, but he's being too hard on himself in my opinion. It only matters that I look this good, doesn't it?
SANDI: Gee, Kuh-winn... I bet even YOU could make a burlap sack look like the big fashionable item for this year... I can JUST see it now.
(pause)
QUINN: So, anyway... enjoy!

Quinn from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Nurses, Etc.

Quinn and Sandi as nurses, and Brittany as one as well. The full-body sketches of Quinn and Sandi (and Britt, maybe), I tried to copy King-Cheetah's style again... but again it didn't come off quite right. (Maybe the boobs aren't big enough for Quinn and Sandi, but I digress ;)) I did visualize the Quinn and Sandi poses, so that helped out a bit... more so for Sandi's than Quinn's... but I dunno.

Also in bottom right was me trying to draw Stacy in another pose, but it came off all wrong.

And with those are various headshots, including the Obligatory Winking Quinn Headshot[tm].

All four are from "Daria", which is (C) to MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Sandi Sketches

A few sketches of Sandi. Tried to do this in a bit of King-Cheetah's style (especially the one in far left), but it doesn't look like I did it that well.

She's such a colossal bitch! One time, I heard she snapped a puppy's neck in front of a class of kindergarteners, scarring them for life... but that's the kind of thing that, like, an urban legend...

Sandi from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Not-So-Random Pose Redux

I did this some nights ago, that's all I'm saying about this one. Sandi, however, is saying something else. And I might have used this pose a couple of times before. IT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT, THOUGH.

Sandi and Quinn, both from "Daria", are © to MTV
Drawing © J. Ayers

Pose In Pasties

SANDI: Gee Kuh-winn... you'd stoop this low to get a date? Why didn't you go all the way with it?

QUINN: It's not really me. It's a drawing OF me. I asked some guy over the internet to draw for me.

SANDI: Gee, I wonder who THAT person could be... some kind of detector, perhaps? Your way of concealing your smut artist's identity is about as subtle as what he did for you.

QUINN: Sandi... it's all in good fun!

SANDI: Until some kid nosebleeds himself to death over you. IF I am not misTAKEN, I'm sure it happened once...

QUINN: Gee, Sandi, if I were you I'd not talk ill about my artist friend. I don't want information getting out about a certain fashion club president's fixation for polyester...

(pause)

SANDI: You win this round, ginger.

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Hopefully I'll have something decent for Valentine's Day, but until then this sketch of Quinn showing more skin than usual will have to do... for now.

Anatomy is looking slightly better than usual, it seems... but still I have a ways to go. Look at them hands!

Quinn, Sandi from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Old Stuff - Sexy Nurse Quinn

QUINN (on phone): Sandi, remember the time I dressed up as a nurse?

SANDI (on other end): Which time? We did have that theme week, as well as various other... costume-y occasions...

QUINN: Which one?... Oh, I dunno... that Halloween party sometime ago. I was alright with the costume and all.

SANDI: Are you sure? You did wear a lot when you arrived to the party.

QUINN: I mean, the pink-and-white combination looked sooooo cute! You said so yourself.

SANDI: I said nothing of the sort. I might have made some sort of offhand remark about you looking like an ice cream... but what was said at that party is debatable at best.

QUINN: Well, you were also one that kept saying "Gee, Kuh-winn, if I were you, I'd show some skin... because you wouldn't dare be a um, tease, to your few fans... and at a Halloween party, no less"

SANDI: You might have had me confused with Stacy, Kuh-winn. She did drink a lot of punch there. Who knows what they put in it.

(pause)

QUINN: Well, you were the one that kept saying 'Show more skin! Show more skin!' like I was expecting to do that sort of thing.

SANDI: You have been known to harvest boys for your own purposes in the past. Must I bring up the Noodle Incident again?

QUINN: I only stopped at the boots, the panties, the nurse hat, and the little crosses. Besides, knowing you, if you were in the situation that you put me in, you would've gone farther... and probably charged money.

(pause again, then shouting from Sandi's end... really profane shouting... I'd rather not repeat it here)

(few moments later)

SANDI: Go on.

QUINN: It got worse once that kid got that nosebleed, and much worse when that other kid's head exploded. I felt so embarrased!

SANDI: Of course you were, Kuh-winn. You would do anything to get in a boy's pants... Ohhhhhh, wait... YOU do not partake in intimate sexual congress. My bad.

QUINN: It was worse when you got that one guy that drew me that ONE time to draw me in that state of affairs, looking like I wanted to do more than date the boys that were looking, if you know what I mean...

SANDI: It was bound to happen anyway, Kuh-winn. That stalker of yours, MDetector5 or whatever his loser-ass name is, was more than happy to take my money. He told me he would do ANYTHING for you, including but not limited to (again, I'm not repeating what Sandi said. She's got the mouth of a sailor for someone her age. I hear she gets that and her... less-than-endearing attitude from her mother. Judging from what I've seen, Mrs. Griffin is kinda hot, though)

QUINN: EWWWWWWW!!!! Sandi, those are pretty disgusting things to say, even for you.

SANDI: Whatever, maneater.

QUINN: All I'm saying is next time you want someone to take your little... dares, get Tiffany to do it.

SANDI: Might as well. I gotta get some more Mary Jane for her... gotta keep her constantly baked, and on the lowest position for the Fashion Club that I could think of. No one upstages me... NO ONE! I don't care if it was back before you showed up, she will always smoke weed under my watch!

QUINN: No, Sandi, I doubt she smokes weed, whatever that is... but that might explain why there are never any snacks at our meetings and why she talks so slow. Anyway it's getting late. I'll talk to you later. (hangs up) Wow... what a bitch.

(rings)

SANDI (on other end): I heard that! Just for that, I suggest you watch your back at school tomorrow. (hangs up)

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Oct. 2006

Though I did have some fun drawing and/or coloring this thing, it suffers from a lot of problems, the most obvious of which is Same-Pose Syndrome[tm]

I plan to remake this someday.

Quinn, Sandi from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers