You Can't Touch This! 1

Hey, it's a drawing of Quinn! From "Daria"! I think I drew her a few times...

Anyway, I was talking to a friend the other day about her and the show, and the thing is, she did this sort of thing all the time on the show: she'd show herself off, but never put out, unlike possibly Sandi. Basically, she was a cocktease to whoever she dated. I mean, there was talk of her becoming a stripper later in life, among other things.

Whenever I would draw her in the ways I would draw her, I basically took this thing that she did all the time, and overexaggerated it for my own ends. Not many approved of it, but that's how she was. Besides, whoever got to touch her (and do more than that) would be one very lucky, very happy boy... but I bet even then she'd deny him.

So... yeah. She'll go out on a date with you boys, but let's face it... You Can't Touch This!!!

And besides, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a little Alternative Character Interpretation, now is there?

There will be more of these. Besides, Quinn found a way to raise these poor boys' hopes up: Pinup Posters!

As for the drawing, what's there is there, and what's ain't is ain't. Practice practice practice.

Quinn from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Red Dress To Impress

QUINN: Look at me in this short red dress. Don't I look CUTE?
SANDI: Lemme guess... you're stalker--- I mean, artist that draws you--- means to beat off---- um, I mean, plans to draw you in other ways as well.
QUINN: You're jealous, Sandi. You start covering up your little statements whenever you get jealous.
SANDI: If I wanted someone to do THAT for me, I would do it MYSELF, not have someone... creep stalk me and break into my house and sift through my numerous unmentionables.
QUINN: Oh, Sandi... we weren't talking about that.
SANDI: It'll turn into that soon enough. If I were you I'd sleep with a knife.
(pause)
QUINN: So, anyway, to THOSE that like me, this is me in a red dress. The guy that drew it said something about anatomy and posing and all that junk, but he's being too hard on himself in my opinion. It only matters that I look this good, doesn't it?
SANDI: Gee, Kuh-winn... I bet even YOU could make a burlap sack look like the big fashionable item for this year... I can JUST see it now.
(pause)
QUINN: So, anyway... enjoy!

Quinn from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Reaction Shot! (aka "What Did Quinn See?")

Take a look at this sketch...

Now, what do you think made her say that (and cause her to make that expression)?

St. Patrick's Girl

I haven't done traditional coloring in quite sometime, and this is the first St. Patrick's Day piece I ever did. Usual stuff is... well, usual... but enough about that...

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

Old Stuff - Paint Roller Quinn

July 2007

I did this late at night... but that doesn't excuse what the hell's going on here...

-Apparently Quinn here is cosplaying as Paint Roller from the "Kirby" series
-Her right leg looks DAMN broken
-Her left knee doesn't look very knee-like, either
-Skates don't look like skates; hands don't look like hands
-This is another drawing of Quinn by "TEH EBIL MD", so you KNOW someone will be pissed about THAT...

I do like how I colored this, though... all soft and with shading. When I scanned it in the next day, though, it didn't come out the way I wanted to come out. Also, this was one of the last drawings I scanned with it before I went and got my current scanner.

Quinn from "Daria" (C) MTV
Paint Roller from "Kirby" (C) Nintendo/HAL Laboratory
Drawing (C) J. Ayers

Old Stuff - Sexy Nurse Quinn

QUINN (on phone): Sandi, remember the time I dressed up as a nurse?

SANDI (on other end): Which time? We did have that theme week, as well as various other... costume-y occasions...

QUINN: Which one?... Oh, I dunno... that Halloween party sometime ago. I was alright with the costume and all.

SANDI: Are you sure? You did wear a lot when you arrived to the party.

QUINN: I mean, the pink-and-white combination looked sooooo cute! You said so yourself.

SANDI: I said nothing of the sort. I might have made some sort of offhand remark about you looking like an ice cream... but what was said at that party is debatable at best.

QUINN: Well, you were also one that kept saying "Gee, Kuh-winn, if I were you, I'd show some skin... because you wouldn't dare be a um, tease, to your few fans... and at a Halloween party, no less"

SANDI: You might have had me confused with Stacy, Kuh-winn. She did drink a lot of punch there. Who knows what they put in it.

(pause)

QUINN: Well, you were the one that kept saying 'Show more skin! Show more skin!' like I was expecting to do that sort of thing.

SANDI: You have been known to harvest boys for your own purposes in the past. Must I bring up the Noodle Incident again?

QUINN: I only stopped at the boots, the panties, the nurse hat, and the little crosses. Besides, knowing you, if you were in the situation that you put me in, you would've gone farther... and probably charged money.

(pause again, then shouting from Sandi's end... really profane shouting... I'd rather not repeat it here)

(few moments later)

SANDI: Go on.

QUINN: It got worse once that kid got that nosebleed, and much worse when that other kid's head exploded. I felt so embarrased!

SANDI: Of course you were, Kuh-winn. You would do anything to get in a boy's pants... Ohhhhhh, wait... YOU do not partake in intimate sexual congress. My bad.

QUINN: It was worse when you got that one guy that drew me that ONE time to draw me in that state of affairs, looking like I wanted to do more than date the boys that were looking, if you know what I mean...

SANDI: It was bound to happen anyway, Kuh-winn. That stalker of yours, MDetector5 or whatever his loser-ass name is, was more than happy to take my money. He told me he would do ANYTHING for you, including but not limited to (again, I'm not repeating what Sandi said. She's got the mouth of a sailor for someone her age. I hear she gets that and her... less-than-endearing attitude from her mother. Judging from what I've seen, Mrs. Griffin is kinda hot, though)

QUINN: EWWWWWWW!!!! Sandi, those are pretty disgusting things to say, even for you.

SANDI: Whatever, maneater.

QUINN: All I'm saying is next time you want someone to take your little... dares, get Tiffany to do it.

SANDI: Might as well. I gotta get some more Mary Jane for her... gotta keep her constantly baked, and on the lowest position for the Fashion Club that I could think of. No one upstages me... NO ONE! I don't care if it was back before you showed up, she will always smoke weed under my watch!

QUINN: No, Sandi, I doubt she smokes weed, whatever that is... but that might explain why there are never any snacks at our meetings and why she talks so slow. Anyway it's getting late. I'll talk to you later. (hangs up) Wow... what a bitch.

(rings)

SANDI (on other end): I heard that! Just for that, I suggest you watch your back at school tomorrow. (hangs up)

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Oct. 2006

Though I did have some fun drawing and/or coloring this thing, it suffers from a lot of problems, the most obvious of which is Same-Pose Syndrome[tm]

I plan to remake this someday.

Quinn, Sandi from "Daria" (C) MTV
Drawing (C) J. Ayers